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I want to be who he’d joked as would be the fourth person to have read this.

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There used to be a little treasure trove on the West side of Bay, below Wellesley, where you could pick up ALL kinds of publications, MOSTLY DIRT CHEAP.  Any body else remember…?

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This is nothing but a P.R. Stunt.
They have even hired “an agency” to conduct it for them.
The telephone ‘supervisor’ is a c*cky LITTLE S.O.B., who laughed @ me when he told me i couldn’t RE-send my forms AGAIN, b/c they only have a P.O. Box [true].

They were advertising before they were even ready…I as a great searcher DID eventually find the link. I thought I applied THEN, but I guess I should have known that was pre-agency somehow…

Make YOUR complaints to:
Ms. Rosemarie Leclair
Chair, OEB,
2300 Yonge St, 27th Floor
M4P 1E4

No direct-line supplied by “C[onsumer] Relations”

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Thanks to JD

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Associated Press September 01, 2005

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Governmentium”.

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but, instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”. When catalyzed with money Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

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Thanks to PC

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Thanks to RR

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Bruce MacKinnon is one of Canada’s sharpest editorial cartoonists.

Thanks to LST

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