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Absolutely fascinating!

HardCover £UK 15.00 ; IR 14.99;
all the way to Southern Ontario,
CDA; /$1

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That blurrr A the base of the image states, ‘Better than THE DA VINCI CODE’ ~ Washington Post

I don’t think I agree w/ THAT, but I did enjoy this.

2017-Nov-23 1754h
Pan Books £6; label $CDN 4.99

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AKA:The Pastor’s Ass; Your Ass; sent as e-mail 2014-05-19

Father Daniels entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local newspaper read, “PRIEST’S ASS OUT FRONT.”
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered Father Daniels not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read,
This was too much for the bishop so he ordered Father Daniels to get rid of the donkey.
Father Daniels decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day,
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read, “NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.”
This was too much for the bishop. He ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read,
The bishop was buried the next day…

The moral of the story is…
being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery…and even shorten your life.
So – be yourself and enjoy life…
Only worry about your own ASS; not someone else’s…
You’ll be a lot happier and live longer.

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HEALTH 2009-09-18

Three Toronto leaders of Catholics, Muslims, and Jews have one common belief – they support organ and tissue donation. The trio spoke out on behalf of the Trillium Gift of Life Network yesterday to clarify to believers that organ and tissue donation is OK.

“We decided to get involved because of the misconception in the Jewish community that they can’t donate. Organ donation is a mitzvah — a good deed and religious obligation to sign up to become an organ donor,” said Rabbi Michal Shekel.

For muslims who are celebrating Ramadan, signing up to become an organ donor would be “a great act of charity,” Imam Habeeb Alli said.

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Thanks to MZ and…

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 moved HERE

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There were two nuns.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate, he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It’s not working.
SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate, he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
The man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!

Thanks to PH and…

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