you filthy capitalist pig-dogs!
as someone raised in rural Canada,
where CBC was the ONLY broadcaster available,
i am thoroughly disgusted with your latest display of greed.
by stealing this song,
you have managed to destroy many a family’s tradition;
one which brought everyone scurrying to the TV once a week without fail
i hate your editorial stance,
and now i hate you
you think you’re going to draw MORE people to your stations?
HA! we’ll boycott you in droves
on principles which escape your marketing-driven empty hearts