Archive for the ‘tattoos’ Category
sent as e-mail 2014-06-08
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “Where the hell have you been? ”
“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.”
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you tatoo a hundred dollar bill on your penis?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . .
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . .
Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want !!!”