The winner gets $300 a year for a million years.
A new Redneck law was just recently passed:
when a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck…If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a TEETH brush.)
Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
AKA A New Truck
One day, Jerry Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Andy driving a brand new pickup. Andy pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Andy, where’d you get that truck?!?”
“Barbara Sue gave it to me” Andy replied.
“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jerry Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Barbara Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
‘Andy, take whatever you want’.
So I took the truck!”
“Andy, you’re a smart man! Them clothes never woulda fit you!”
Thanks to J&B