Suicide is a way of telling God,
“You can’t fire me, I quit!”
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If God brings you to it,
sHe will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
I asked God for a flower,
sHe gave me a garden.
I asked for a tree,
sHe gave me a forest.
I asked for water (a river),
sHe gave me an ocean.
I asked for a friend,
sHe gave me ALL OF YOU!
I asked God to take away my habit.
God said, No; it is not for Me to take away,
but for you to give it up.
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No; his spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.
I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No; patience is a by-product of tribulations;
it isn’t granted, it is learned.
I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No; I give you blessings; happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No; suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
and brings you closer to me.
I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No; you must grow on your own,
but I will prune you to make you fruitful.
I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No; I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.
I asked God to help me love others, as much as sHe loves me.
God said…Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When Canada Post employees received the letter to God, Canada; they decided to send it to the Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read, “Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa; and those assh*les deducted $95.00 in taxes.”