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A few days ago, I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one…” She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?”
She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”
If YOU’RE not sure what a 710 is click
HERE.

 

Thanks to PH and…
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It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly.
They were together in the house…just the two of them.
Each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out…
She screamed…
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn’t hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back, and was surprised when she didn’t resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on…
They knew it was wrong…Their families would never understand. So consumed were they in their fear that they heard no opening of doors… just the faint click of a camera…CLICK HERE

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These photos (http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/martineriviere/slideshow?.dir=/beb7re2&.src=ph
SUGGEST YOU OPEN IN A SEPARATE WINDOW/BROWSER)

came from a fellow who lives on the Olympic Peninsula in the area of west of Brinnon, Washington and this is at his neighbour’s house.

“Our house was built in the deer’s natural habitat in a remote rural area. Well-worn deer trails cut through the property’s abundant pine and sage. The oldest deer we’ve met (we call her Mama Rose) walked right up to us when we first arrived, sniffing and looking us over. Rose smelled some almonds in my pocket so I gave her a few. We gave some almonds to her family a few other times but stopped the practice when advised that feeding deer is illegal. Even so, that didn’t stop them from regular visits. Rose and her kin obviously think the yard belongs to them as much as anyone else, and they are just taking advantage of the wealth of natural foods growing everywhere. They especially like clover flowers, but it’s amazing to see the variety of tasty flowers, leaves, twigs, nuts and berries they’ll eat. They stay away from herbs and herbal flowers, but on occasion we’ve seen young deer eating the sweet medicinal berries of the Juniper tree. Food is of course a major concern, but we also think they visit because they like our company. Often we see deer we don’t know nibbling in the yard, but nearly everyday some or many of Rose’s extended family come by. All of the deer are likely to lie down on the grass and hang out, whether we know them well or not. Many of them know us personally, and while often running into the yard to greet us with their quiet enthusiasm, they will also swiftly shy away from strangers. Although notoriously skittish, able to leap meters in the air in an instant when startled, a few deer we know, most notably Eva and her kids, will let us touch them as if we were family, letting us scratch them or pick something out of their fur. Eva even enjoys a hearty back rub! We’ve certainly learned a lot about how to act around them so as not to disturb them. We think they appreciate our efforts in fitting into their neighbourhood.”

 

PHOTO NOTES:

(1) She doesn’t care about the legs or the plastic rat; after the photographer leaves, she’ll eat one of those pumpkins by the tree

 

(2) Charlotta gets a third eye massage (TWO PIX)
Rasa giving Charlotta a third eye massage (when he was very young, we thought this guy was female, but when his velvet antler brow first began to appear, and we realized our mistake, we decided to leave him as a buck named Charlotta)

 

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PHOTOS – Gas Prices

In case you’re wondering where this hotel is, it isn’t a hotel at all.
It’s a house! It’s owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan,
former president, United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi.
$till wondering why ga$ cost$ $o much??

 

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TWO ALBUMS:

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see PIX here

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