Suicide is a way of telling God,
“You can’t fire me, I quit!”
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A woman’s husband dies. He had only $50,000 to leave his widow, but his final request was for an elaborate funeral. After everything is finished at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that all the money is gone.
The friend says, “How can that be?
The widow says, “Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake – food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone.”
The friend computed quickly, “$42,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?”
The widow says, “Five and a half carats.”