AKA: Electric Rate Increase; Note from the Power Company;
this link sent 2014-01-22
I recently complained about my electric bill being too high; here is the response:
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger at the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice: we have the power; you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed an illustration to outline our response to your numerous complaints.
Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Dewey Cheatom, President
Your Local Power Company
So, I went to their office to complain further.
And THIS is what greeted me just inside the front door:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
PART A thanks to DMS, SS and J&B;
PART B thanks to MjD, J&B, and PH