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FROM: 2003;
AKA: Electric Rate Increase; Note from the Power Company;
this link sent 2014-01-22

PART A
I recently complained about my electric bill being too high; here is the response:

Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger at the recent price hike.  But it should be noted that you have no choice.  We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.  You have no choice: we have the power; you need the power.  So sad, too bad.  Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed an illustration to outline our response to your numerous complaints.

Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Dewey Cheatom, President
Your Local Power Company
 

 

 

PART B
So, I went to their office to complain further.
And THIS is what greeted me just inside the front door:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”


PART A thanks to DMS, SS and J&B;
PART B thanks to MjD, J&B, and PH

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