of unknown origin

(Ed.)

 

 

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• Fossils: ?/seeking Edward Barash
• Reptiles & Amphibians: SAME $3.95!
• New Male, The ?/ex-husband’s back shed in Toronto
• Secrets of the World’s Richest Investors:
  a tiny booklet; n.b. FORT ERIE! = LOCAL! (CATEGORY!) = WORTH MY TIME…
  shelved 2018-SEP-25 FOR NOW!!
  
• Sexpert’s Travel Guide, The [1956]; same; Uncle?…[gasp]…mother
  1956..must be some fun in there? WHAT THINK YE, SVP?

Loonie-Bin Fund

A relatively painless method to save for treats is to save all your Loonies and/or Toonies….it really adds up!

PLUS – one doesn’t have to carry all that HEAVY change around!

Electricity Bills

FROM: 2003;
AKA: Electric Rate Increase; Note from the Power Company;
this link sent 2014-01-22

PART A
I recently complained about my electric bill being too high; here is the response:

Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger at the recent price hike.  But it should be noted that you have no choice.  We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.  You have no choice: we have the power; you need the power.  So sad, too bad.  Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed an illustration to outline our response to your numerous complaints.

Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Dewey Cheatom, President
Your Local Power Company 

 

 

PART B
So, I went to their office to complain further.
And THIS is what greeted me just inside the front door:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

PART A thanks to DMS, SS and J&B;
PART B thanks to MjD, J&B, and PH