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sent by e-mail [inadvertently with this link) 2014-01-03


Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s Death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, ‘I know why.’

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, ‘People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life — like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?’ The Six-year-old continued, ‘Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.’

Thanks to MJS

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FROM: Mother’s Day 2006-05-14
this link sent 2011-05-05


you have just been visited by the Dancing Baby!

Thanks to MapZ

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little boy

…also seen in Summary of Life


Thanks to…and J&B

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boy on lawn-2

Thanks to D&V, J&B, PH and JT

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FROM: understanding

Thanks to MapZ, CLP and JFW

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Kissing War

FROM: Father’s Day 2003-06-15;
this link sent 2010-02-07; sent gif as e-mail 2014-06-07 



Thanks to JAB and MZ

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FROM: food 2003-07-10

If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables…
what is baby oil made from? 

Quip thanks to SmS, MjD, J&B, MapZ and PH;
cartoon thanks to J&B, JFW and…

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Winking Baby I

this link sent 2010-02-07

Thanks to MZ, PH and MjS
oops – AND J&B and SmS

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FROM: 2002-02-20 & Cute Kids 2004-09-06;
Innocence has no bounds; Why We Love Children

A little boy was doing his math homework.  He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

Thanks to MZ, RR, SS and PH

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