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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.

Thanks to JFW…and J&B, who also supplied the animation

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donkey100Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

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Tomorrow is not promised…SO…cherish your friends!

Thanks to…and DEG

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These have been going around since @ least 2005 (hint, hint)

see also HERE

Thanks to…CLP, DEG,  JC, LST and SmS

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especially for SmS..and me!


Thanks to WL, LRS…

SEE ALSO Dear Lord...

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Sooo whatcha doin’?

Illustration from: 2007-04-28 Hi There, AKA Just Checking In;
a special message just for you;
Text from, e.g., Hi There – A Card For You 2010-10-14;
AKA Thought For The Day;
Sent gif as e-mail 2014-03-10 with this pic

Good looks catch the eye
but a good personality catches the heart;
you’re blessed with both!

Don’t be flattered; this message was sent to ME!!
I just wanted YOU to read it!


Thanks to MAPZ and JC

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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?





Quip thanx to J&B and MZ;
animations thanks to CLP,  JC, J&B,  M&P and SmS

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usually seen in a Chicken Little version;
content sent as e-mail 2014-06-13 


Three-Little-PigsOne day the Grade One teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials.. She read, “…and so, the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused; then asked the class, “And what do you think the man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and very matter-of-factly answered, ‘I think the man would have said, ‘Well, f*ck me! A talking pig!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.



Thanks to J&B, PH, RR and SmS

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Sent as e-mail 2014-05-02


Little Jerry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Jerry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Jerry, looking worried, said,
“Dad, I think the CANPAR guy wants to buy Mom.”

Thanks to JFW, J&B, PH…

this usually reads, ‘the UPS’ man,
but no Canucks (@ least) should patronize UPS because of this


United Parcel Service vs Government of Canada

[NOT the same link i’ve used before (?)…]

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