Archive for May, 2010

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Quips thanks to JFW, MZ, J&B, and PH;
emoticons thanks to JAB and DMS

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 A snail can sleep for three years.


(I know some people that could do this too!)
(Sometimes I feel like I could!




Thanks to MjD, DMS, JFW, SS, MZ, J&B and PH


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Bumper Sticker: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Quip thanks to J&B; illustrations thanks to DMS

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Canadian connection: I never dreamed…click here;
plus LOTS more material at the Home Page

My Cousin Rachel: LABEL “In Canada – Collins $5.95″

That’s all folks!

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FROM: 2003-12-05 and 2004-05-27

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell,
is he homeless or naked?

Turtles can breathe through their bums.

(Do you suppose they might have bad breath?)
And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)

 NEW http://learningproject.cst.org/ideas/248


Thanks to JFW, MZ, WL, JAB, J&B, PH and MJS

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Eileen Sonin  Sheila Hervey

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