Archive for May, 2010
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Quips thanks to JFW, MZ, J&B, and PH;
emoticons thanks to JAB and DMS
A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too!)
(Sometimes I feel like I could!)
Thanks to MjD, DMS, JFW, SS, MZ, J&B and PH
Bumper Sticker: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Quip thanks to J&B; illustrations thanks to DMS
FROM: 2003-12-05 and 2004-05-27
Turtles can breathe through their bums.
(Do you suppose they might have bad breath?)
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)
Thanks to JFW, MZ, WL, JAB, J&B, PH and MJS