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FROM: 2003;
AKA: Electric Rate Increase; Note from the Power Company;
this link sent 2014-01-22

PART A
I recently complained about my electric bill being too high; here is the response:

Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger at the recent price hike.  But it should be noted that you have no choice.  We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.  You have no choice: we have the power; you need the power.  So sad, too bad.  Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed an illustration to outline our response to your numerous complaints.

Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Dewey Cheatom, President
Your Local Power Company
 

 

 

PART B
So, I went to their office to complain further.
And THIS is what greeted me just inside the front door:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”


PART A thanks to DMS, SS and J&B;
PART B thanks to MjD, J&B, and PH

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FROM: 2009-05-03;
this link sent 2014-01-04

WATCH FOR:

  • pelvic or abdominal pain or discomfort;
  • vague but persistent gastrointestinal upsets such as gas, nausea, and indigestion;
  • frequency and/or urgency of urination in the absence of an infection;
  • unexplained weight gain or weight loss;
  • pelvic and/or abdominal swelling, bloating and/or feeling of fullness;
  • ongoing unusual fatigue; or
  • unexplained changes in bowel habits.

If symptoms persist for more than 2 weeks, ask your doctor for:

  • a combination pelvic/rectal exam,
  • CA-125 blood test, and
  • trans-vaginal ultrasound.

A Pap Test WILL NOT detect ovarian cancer.

Thanks to SmS

Deadly Ovarian Cancer Starts Outside Of Ovaries 

Thanks to MjS

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FROM: women – the ladies room 2005-05-01


also seen in a static
version captioned:
Age is mind over
matter
If you don’t mind,
it doesn’t matter
.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks to RGs…and DEG

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Greystoke

Seen in…Dogs & Light Bulbs

 This looks like  my old cat.
 Rescued from the life-of-a-Toronto-feral, he was a wonderful companion.

 

Thanks to…PH and…

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i thought TORONTO was the squirrel capital of Ontario,
but the squirrels here are more like BEAVERS.
For the second year i am battling with a VERY stubborn girl-squirrel who thinks my (potted) plants will make FINE nests.  This year she gnawed off the top of an-almost-three-year-old Silver Lace Vine…grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
ANY HELP WILL BE DEEPLY APPRECIATED!

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Kissing War

FROM: Father’s Day 2003-06-15;
this link sent 2010-02-07; sent gif as e-mail 2014-06-07 

 

 

Thanks to JAB and MZ

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