* Monday Morning by the Water-cooler

Sent as e-mail 2014-04-29

WHAT EVERY WORKPLACE NEEDS

AKA Office Rumour Has It; The Lay-Off; 

 

 

Business conditions forced an executive to terminate one of his staff.He narrowed it down to one of two people, Denise or Jack.  It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first in the morning would have to go.
Denise came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin.
The executive approached her and said, Denise, I’ve never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
Denise replied, “Could you jack off?  I feel like sh*t.”

 

Joke (2002; 2004) thanks to MapZ, PH and ???
Illustration (2003-09-02) thanks to J&B, SmS and ???